Breath

how do i know there will be enough oxygen when i next inhale / i'd better hold on to the breath i already have

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A World Without Poop

imagine if i stopped pooping / thats what'll happen if you remove intellectual pooperty incentives / ok

I’m confident Mimi would continue pooping even without monopoly privilege, although Harlan Ellison would die of kidney failure.

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Sweat of the Brow

i worked hard on this / i really strained it took days / therefore you owe me money

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Genius

you copied me! maybe we just ate the same things / what does eating have to do with intellectual pooperty / my poop originates fully formed from my genius

Mimi subscribes to the Cult of Originality.

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Intellectual Pooperty

gasp / that looks suspiciously like my poop / you stole my intellectual pooperty

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Ayn Rand

no rights can exist without the right to translate one's rights into reality / to think to work and keep the results which means / the right to pooperty - ayn rand

I know I said I wouldn’t do any more poop jokes. I lied.

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Thief

copying without permission is stealing / thief

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Fat

does this body dysmorphic disorder make me look fat

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Othering

stop othering me / what's othering / your kind could never understand

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All God’s Creatures

sssnoork / if god loves me why do i have this cold / because god loves microbes too

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