Point

when you point your finger at someone there are three fingers pointing back at you

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Something for Nothing

it's wrong to get something for nothing / if you use it you should have to pay for it / you owe me $20 for listening to that

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Rest of Your Life

today is the first day of the rest of your life / that means yesterday was the last day of the first part of my life

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Amends

my amends for punching you in the face / that's not an amends amends means you know it's wrong and won't do it again / pow

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Racists, Sexists & Fascists

racists sexists and fascists are people too / you say people like it's a good thing

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Unconditional Love

you are wonderful and lovable / just for being you / then what have i been achieving all this stuff for

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For the Children

my business model relies on extorting criminalizing and punishing children / maybe you should find a new business model / but it's how i feed my children

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Libertarian Debate

let's have a libertarian debate / ok / you're a socialist! no you're a socialist!
The Libertarian Ludwig von Mises Institute produces some of the finest, most lucid writing against Intellectual Pooperty anywhere. This cartoon is more about what happens in its blog comments.

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How To Make God Do What You Want

how do you make god do what you want / change what you want / it works for people too
Long ago I read a book with the amusing title “How to Make Your Cat Do What You Want.”

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File Upload?

ha ha someone has P.M.S. / i don't have P.M.S. i have F.U. / what does that stand for

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