Xtreme Body Dysmorphia

eunice what happened / diets make-up high heels and plastic surgery how do i look / like somebody with body dysmorphic disorder

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Authoritarian

what does authoritarian mean / it means they eat authors

The US government really has been seizing URLs, for an example go here.

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Convince

trying to convince people just doesn't work / sure it does / see

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Treat Yourself

people don't treat you the way you treat them / they treat you the way you treat yourself / i love me

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Self-Awareness

hi mimi i'm your self-awareness! yikes! / you seem afraid. look behind you. / i'm your self-awareness awareness! yikes!

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Gift

a gift for you! gosh thanks! / i hope you like it i put a lot of thought into it it was expensive but your happiness was worth it / a box of guilt

If I add text to this, does Flattr work?

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Critical Theory

your theory is critical / your criticism is theoretical / your humanities departments are de-funded

Bonus Friday cartoon! This one’s for Bill Benzon of the Valve.

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Posthumous Creations

if the author is dead what explains us / we're just the readers' interpretations / please interpret us better

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Death of the Author

have you heard about the death of the author / gasp / i am so sorry

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Isolationism

i don't have anyone over because my house is such a mess / my house is tidy / i don't have anyone over because they'd mess it up

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