Can you die of PMS?

i hate having P.M.S. i hate it / look you're not going to die of pms / no but you might

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Harmony

quiet up there / the voices in my head are learning harmony

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Above Everyone

i thought i was above everyone / turns out i'm on the same level / which isn't so bad actually

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No One Wants To Reject Anyone

i don't want to reject you / i prefer to abandon you

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Perfect Faith

i'm exactly where I need to be / how do you know / here i am

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Just Some Old Junk I Don’t Want

what's this? just some old junk i don't want / can i have it? for a million dollars / if you want it clearly it's valuable

Did you know that Annette Hanshaw’s master recordings were recycled for scrap metal? That’s how “valuable” they were to Columbia Records.

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My Works Are Like My Children

my works are like my children / like children i'd have no incentive to birth raise or nurture without commercial monopoly / any mother could understand

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What Did We Do Before Laws?

what did we do before laws / we went to the town asshole who settled disputes based on whatever arbitrary crap he pulled out of his butt / thank god that's codified now

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Prayers

dear god / grant me knowledge of your will for me and the power to carry it out / i want a pony amen

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Can’t Buy Love

you can't buy love / but you can copy it / thereby depriving its owner of potential income

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