Cigarettes

you've never smoked a cigarette? nope! / what discipline what restraint / i've never eaten shit either

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Liquortarian

loquortarian

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Brain

why do you drink, mimi / my brain is trying to kill me / so i'm gonna kill it first

Eunice is a compulsive ear-chewer. Mimi is an alcoholic. They have so much in common.

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Speed It Up

live life one dat at a time / thats not fast enough / i wanna skip ahead to the end

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Freedom

the burqa is empowering / freed from the tyranny of appearance i can truly be myself inside / a compulsive ear chewer

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Help

help my ears look terrible / maybe you should stop chewing them / who asked you

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Irrational

i can't stop my compulsive ear chewing, so i asked god to help / that's totally irrational / irrational problems demand irrational solutions

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Willpower

i will not chew my ear / i will not chew my ear

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Denial

what are you doing? nothing. / you're chewing on your ear. no i'm not. / that's the weirdest habit I've ever seen. what habit?

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Compulsion

sniff / chomp

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