Fertility

god grant me fertility / poof / aaaugh too much fertility

This is a metaphor.

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Mistake

i made a mistake! only god can make mistakes mimi / he lovingly crafts each one and sends them down to earth for us to screw up our lives committing / does he make apologies too? no that's your job.

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Problem

don't tell god how big your problem is / tell your problem how big god is / i'm not telling god i'm telling you. that's your problem

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Irrational

i can't stop my compulsive ear chewing, so i asked god to help / that's totally irrational / irrational problems demand irrational solutions

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Prayer

dear god please fix all my problems right now / there is no god

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God’s Atheist

god made me an atheist / and to glorify him i shall carry out his divine purpose / doubting

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Praytheist

i'm an atheist but i pray / i just feel really guilty and ashamed when i do / that makes you religious

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Defects

god i offer you my defects and short comings. please remove them/ they're still here

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God Loves

eunice you're religious why don't you believe god sent the lightning bolt / i only believe in a loving god / don't you think god loves a good punchline

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Miracle

i prayed god to smite you and he did / it's a miracle i believe in god now / I'm converting to atheism. another miracle!

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