Travel

travel is like sex / it's fun at first but then you pick up terrible diseases get bored and develop anxiety around it / also you get better at doing it alone

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Imbalance

this leg is my intellect / this leg is my emotional and spiritual development / no wonder i run in circles

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Gandhi

first they ignore you / then they ridicule you / then they fight you / then you win - gandhi

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Do the Math

attention is scarce information is not do the math / charge for the information and get the attention for free

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Color

i've given up my black and white thinking / the shades between black and white aren't gray / they're the full color spectrum

This may not be funny, but it is true. Why does everyone push “gray” as the alternative to black-and-white thinking, when the whole color spectrum is in there?

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Gray

i see things in black and white / but between black and white are all these shades of grey / bleach

Why would anyone want to see more gray?

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Head Explode

my head hurts / thats because there's too much in it. if you learn one more thing it'll explode / boom

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