Business Plan

how to make money fall from the sky / place money in sky / profit

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Free Bed Bugs

look what i got on the street for free / what if it has bed bugs / free bed bugs

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Non-profit

i sent $20 to a non-profit / since then they've spent $30 sending me junk-mail solicitations / i want a refund. but hone you owe them $10

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Principles

a quarter i'm insulted / you should have to pay $15 for a cd! how much would you get / a dime but it's the principle of the thing

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The Mimi & Eunice Book is Now Available!


Order it by clicking the new “Store” tab.

“I laughed out loud!…[The Intellectual Pooperty cartoons] are very very funny….however, if you could inform readers that this naive concept doesn’t correspond to the laws that actually exist, it would avoid encouraging them to believe that it does.”

—Richard Stallman

Here’s a photo of the book surrounded by more copies of the book with pages open in seductive poses:

come-hither books

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Added Value

take / you can have it back for $220,000 / you stole my nose! i added value to it!

Mimi & Eunice’s character designs evolved (barely) from this Copying Is Not Theft animation:

You’ll notice it starts off with the nose-stealing gag. I saw a similar gag over a decade ago in a brilliant Sam Henderson comic, the Magic Whistle, which made me laugh and laugh. Since Sam has made about a zillion such comics, I can’t find that one, but I did find this amusing one that relates to one of my favorite subjects, the First Amendment: Continue reading Added Value

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Anti-Social Networking

please accept this personal invitation to my thing / thanks / tickets are $20

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M.E.R.C,H.

M.E.R.C,H. stands for Mimi & Eunice Raise Cash, Hopefully. I plan to start with a full-color paperback collection of over 200 comics, probably print-on-demand because Mimi & Eunice don’t yet have wide enough readership to justify advance printing. The more subscribers and readers they get, the more merch will be justified, so please keep sharing, embedding, linking to, and pimping them. Also, if there are any particular strips you’d buy on a mug or T-shirt, please write “MUG!”  or “T-SHIRT!” (or any other merch you might want) in its comments section.  What kind of merch do you want, anyway? Please leave your merch suggestions here!

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Something for Nothing

it's wrong to get something for nothing / if you use it you should have to pay for it / you owe me $20 for listening to that

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For the Children

my business model relies on extorting criminalizing and punishing children / maybe you should find a new business model / but it's how i feed my children

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