Potential Murder Suspect

i have P.M.S / does that stand for pissy mood syndrome

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Rivalrous vs. Non-Rivalrous

if i steal your copy you don't have it any more / if i make a new copy we both have one / if you compete with my monopoly i don't have it anymore

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Advice

help / quick take this advice

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Chase

why do you keep chasing me / the exercise keeps you young and supple

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Journey

the journey of a thousand miles / begins with but a single step / off a thousand-mile-high cliff

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Punching the Clock

sure i punch the clock / pow / i punch it in its big ugly face

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Persuasion

i'm right and you're wrong / pow / it's going to take more than a punch in the face to convince me

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Therapeutic

relax / pow / ahhh

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Forgiveness

i made a mistake / but i forgive myself / you however make a convenient scapegoat

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As If

i don't believe in god, eunice. then act "as if" / dear god please smite eunice / dot

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