Conversation Duty

i wish she'd stop talking / but it's my duty to listen to her / it's my duty to entertain her

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Who Cares What YOU Think

gah i hate it / i like it / oh sure you

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No One Wants To Reject Anyone

i don't want to reject you / i prefer to abandon you

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Free Bed Bugs

look what i got on the street for free / what if it has bed bugs / free bed bugs

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Cough

if a female character coughs in a s tory it means she'll be dead by the end / oh cruel fate

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Please ignore this SPECIAL BONUS HOLIDAY CARTOON!

i'm ignoring christmas. what? / christmas. what? / christmas! lalala i can't hear you!

I’m trying hard to ignore the hellidays, but I can’t ignore the effort it takes to ignore them. Tune in tomorrow for a special greeting!

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2 comics about grief

when someone dies all you have left is your memories / the saddest part is / i have a terrible memory

Manish Acharya was one of the funniest people I knew. Missing him isn’t particularly funny, but it’s what’s on my mind right now.

It's Different When It's Your Own

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Saving the World

i'm gonna save the world / everyone just has to follow my plan

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What’s Right

somethings wrong / but look at everything that's right / who cares

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Viral Patent

i've patented the cold virus and you're infringing / your patent won't stop anyone from getting colds / you just think you should get everything for free

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