Isolationism

i don't have anyone over because my house is such a mess / my house is tidy / i don't have anyone over because they'd mess it up

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Helmet

my helmet protects me / helmeted cyclists have more fatal accidents than un-helmeted / it protects me from self-righteous nagging to wear a helmet
Self-righteous helmet naggers are a much more prevalent danger to cyclists than physical injuries.  There’s little evidence my helmet would increase my physical safety in case of an accident (there’s as much evidence for the opposite, in fact), but it does protect my social safety. If I suffered an accident, I’d need the support of my friends and family, and they threaten to withhold this if I don’t wear a helmet.  So I do. And then I make cartoons complaining about it.

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Consider the Source

sometimes very wise and useful things / are said by people who also say batshit crazy things / like right now

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Fat

does this body dysmorphic disorder make me look fat

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Doff!

i can only see your eyes its creepy / then how's this / you're naked

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Recognize

the burqa is disconcerting / how will i recognize you / who the hell else is wearing a burqa around here

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Freedom

the burqa is empowering / freed from the tyranny of appearance i can truly be myself inside / a compulsive ear chewer

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None of Your Business

i'm tired of people judging my looks / my appearance is none of their business / what they think of your appearance is none of your business

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