Bonus cartoon: Martyr

well aren't you a martyr

I happen to like martyr myths. So sue me. Better yet, NAIL ME TO A CROSS! Source image here.

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What You Can’t Accept, Deny!

the mass extinction of other species causes more grief than i can bear / so deny it

In celebration of my bloggingheads.tv appearance!

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All God’s Creatures

god loves all creatures/ that's good / 'cause we sure don't

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Helmet

my helmet protects me / helmeted cyclists have more fatal accidents than un-helmeted / it protects me from self-righteous nagging to wear a helmet
Self-righteous helmet naggers are a much more prevalent danger to cyclists than physical injuries.  There’s little evidence my helmet would increase my physical safety in case of an accident (there’s as much evidence for the opposite, in fact), but it does protect my social safety. If I suffered an accident, I’d need the support of my friends and family, and they threaten to withhold this if I don’t wear a helmet.  So I do. And then I make cartoons complaining about it.

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The Law of Conservation of Fame

everyone will be famous for 15 minutes. warhol said that in 1968 / since then population has doubled from 3.5 billion to 7 billion / now you only get to be famous for 7.5 minutes. zero-sum fame

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Racists, Sexists & Fascists

racists sexists and fascists are people too / you say people like it's a good thing

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