I Would Never Hurt You

i would never hurt you. i would never be cognizant of a desire to hurt you.

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Load

too much cognitive load. that's why i can't do the dishes.

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You Make Me Happy

you make me happy. Just happy? I should be making you ecstatic! I'm a failure. I take it back

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The Ultimate Apology

sorry you make me so passive-aggressive

Hi! I’ve been working so hard on Seder-Masochism, I needed to take a break. So this week I have 4 new Mimi & Eunice comics about relationships.

To give credit where credit is due, this line was actually delivered by my boyfriend, who to his credit intended it to be funny.

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For the Children

we have to stay together for the children. you're right...that'll really drive them crazy

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Don’t Feel

i feel hurt. don't feel hurt. i feel angry. don't feel angry. i feel horny. don't - wait, you're tricking me!

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Hurts

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Test

I've contracted plague to test out love. kiss me! Can't our love have a multiple choice test?

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Underminer

you undermine my perceptions. no I don't. see?

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Better Person

i want you to make me a better person. ok, let's start with-- don't change me!

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