God’s Atheist

god made me an atheist / and to glorify him i shall carry out his divine purpose / doubting

Praytheist

i'm an atheist but i pray / i just feel really guilty and ashamed when i do / that makes you religious

Insecure

i'm insecure about my own beliefs / but i fi make you look stupid i can feel better about myself / that's lame. what do you know you're an idiot!

Willful

people should be nice to each other / you want to legislate morality you want to stifle my rights you're a communist / you misunderstand. i willfully misunderstand.

Me

me me me me / but enough about me /what do you think about me

Proprietary

you've just given me an idea / i don't give ideas i sell them pay up / can i just return it? only if you promise to never think it again

Defects

god i offer you my defects and short comings. please remove them/ they're still here

Dating

i don't want to fall in love

Denial

what are you doing? nothing. / you're chewing on your ear. no i'm not. / that's the weirdest habit I've ever seen. what habit?

Compulsion

sniff / chomp