God Loves

eunice you're religious why don't you believe god sent the lightning bolt / i only believe in a loving god / don't you think god loves a good punchline

Miracle

i prayed god to smite you and he did / it's a miracle i believe in god now / I'm converting to atheism. another miracle!

As If

i don't believe in god, eunice. then act "as if" / dear god please smite eunice / dot

Theological Debate

i believe in god! i don't / stomp / god is great! there is no god.

Incentive

penny for your thoughts / one lousy penny what kind of incentive is that / i don't think without proper compensation

Storm Cloud

i miss my pink cloud / sniff / waahhh

Pink Cloud

i just let go and let god and suddenly i'm up on this pink cloud / aren't you worried about falling

TEAM

Gandhi

first they ignore you / then they ridicule you / then they fight you / then you win - gandhi

Do the Math

attention is scarce information is not do the math / charge for the information and get the attention for free