Sheep

people are such sheep / what've you got against sheep

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Angry Person

want some friendly feedback / you're a very angry person / i am now! see?

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Pie

i know what you're thinking terrible things about me / well screw you and your judgements / i'm thinking about pie

Mmmm…lemon meringue.

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Persuasion

i'm right and you're wrong / pow / it's going to take more than a punch in the face to convince me

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Therapeutic

relax / pow / ahhh

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Selfish

you you you you / focus on yourself eunice. no! / that would be selfish

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Help

help my ears look terrible / maybe you should stop chewing them / who asked you

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Please

say what you mean / fuck you. but don't say it mean. / fuck you please

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Proprietary

you've just given me an idea / i don't give ideas i sell them pay up / can i just return it? only if you promise to never think it again

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Mimi Wins

i'm right and you're wrong / who cares

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