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Worldly Attachments

how'd you get up there / i just let go of my worldly attachments / some of us hafta work for a living

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Free Bed Bugs

look what i got on the street for free / what if it has bed bugs / free bed bugs

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100 Apologies

you made a mistake. i'm sorry. / it's ok / i'm sorry / please stop. if one apology makes it ok 100 apologies should make it awesome

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Relationships Explained

i like you / so what you like everyone / i want assholes to like me that'll mean i'm really special

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In It To Win It

lifes a race / zoom / you won

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Really Big Brain

which brian are you thinking with / little brain / big brain / really big brain

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Cough

if a female character coughs in a s tory it means she'll be dead by the end / oh cruel fate

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Everything’s Been Done

every things already been done / yes / but not by you

Tip o’ the stylus to Nancy Beiman.

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Armor

what've you got there? armor! / now i can get close to you in spite of your spikes / lets get married

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Spikes

what's that you're wearing / spikes no one can touch me / but your smile is so alluring. i know fun!

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