I Would Never Hurt You

i would never hurt you. i would never be cognizant of a desire to hurt you.



too much cognitive load. that's why i can't do the dishes.


You Make Me Happy

you make me happy. Just happy? I should be making you ecstatic! I'm a failure. I take it back


The Ultimate Apology

sorry you make me so passive-aggressive

Hi! I’ve been working so hard on Seder-Masochism, I needed to take a break. So this week I have 4 new Mimi & Eunice comics about relationships.

To give credit where credit is due, this line was actually delivered by my boyfriend, who to his credit intended it to be funny.