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Fly Bait

My friend eschews sweets
He prefers salt and acid
That’s why he likes me

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Say You Love Me


Saying you love me
Only hurts because it’s true
Say it anyway

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Shrill 2

sexist?

Oh god she said it
Shrillest word of all: “sexist.”

Your bleeding eardrums.

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Shrill


A woman says it
Then a man says the same thing
Now you can hear it

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Ass Coverage


Your dangerous ass
Point that thing away from me
Too many lawyers

 

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Entitlement


If you’re entitled
You may not feel so happy
Which do you prefer?

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Individuals


Individuals
Are better than most people
They should have a club

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Political Rally

grr! woot!
Let’s get excited!
Our opponents make us mad!
Grr! W00t! Grr! W00t! Grr!

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Cheap Ending

Pregnant!

Someone got pregnant!
Great way to end a story
by making it suck

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Talk About Feelings

Mad, sad, glad, afraid:
These words are about feelings.
Your blather is not.

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