Glass Half Empty

my glass is half empty. it's half full! / glug glug glug / now it's 99.9% empty. it's 0.1% full!

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Patent

i have a great idea for a thing / are you gonna execute it / no i'm gonna wait for someone else to execute it and sue them

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T.H.I.N.K.

hey eunice- before you speak, mimi, T.H.I.N.K. / is it truthful helpful important necessary and kind / no. then is it juicy?

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Last One About Art and Poop, I Promise

art is like poop / it makes great fertilizer

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The Metaphor Continues

art is like poop: don't hold on to it

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Gross, Yet True

art is like poop: it comes on its own schedule / forcing it will just give you hemorrhoids / worrying whether other people like it is beside the point

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My Therapist Says…

my therapist says you're manipulative / i'm not even gonna tell you what my therapist says about you

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Feelings

let's discuss my feelings! we just did that five minutes ago. / five minutes?! we haven't discussed my feelings in two weeks / that's five minutes in me-time

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Boundaries

wanna grab a bite / no thanks i just ate. well i still need to eat. / but why I'm already full

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Explain

eunice do you believe in god? yes. / then how do you explain suffering / i don't

Eunice is wise.

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