Boring

why can't we live forever? you'd get bored. nothing would change.

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Death!

death! hello, mimi. / have you come to take me away? nah. / i've come to worry you constantly about your mortality

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Journey

the journey of a thousand miles / begins with but a single step / off a thousand-mile-high cliff

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Punching the Clock

sure i punch the clock / pow / i punch it in its big ugly face

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Travel

travel is like sex / it's fun at first but then you pick up terrible diseases get bored and develop anxiety around it / also you get better at doing it alone

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Fertility

god grant me fertility / poof / aaaugh too much fertility

This is a metaphor.

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Brain

why do you drink, mimi / my brain is trying to kill me / so i'm gonna kill it first

Eunice is a compulsive ear-chewer. Mimi is an alcoholic. They have so much in common.

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Persuasion

i'm right and you're wrong / pow / it's going to take more than a punch in the face to convince me

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Price vs. Value

how much does your love cost / love is free / don't you value love

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Catastrophizing

i like to predict catastrophes / that way when things go wrong / i can still be right

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