Therapeutic

relax / pow / ahhh

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The Power of Negative Thinking

if i just worry hard enough it'll fix my problems

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Meltdown

the situation is unclear / nuclear the situation is nuclear / aaaaauuughhh

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Freud

i'm treating my memorrhoids with psycho-analysis / but it's even more painful and irritation / now you have frrhoids
My friend Barry Solow made this awful pun.

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Imbalance

this leg is my intellect / this leg is my emotional and spiritual development / no wonder i run in circles

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Scarcity

attention is scarce / information is not / i rest my case

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Problems

my job is to solve problems / but if the problems get solved i'm out of a job / that's a problem. i ain't solving it.
This was inspired by lawyers.

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Haiku

three panel cartoon / haiku of sequential art / comic strip koan

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Volunteers

there are no victims / only volunteers / sign me up

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Speed It Up

live life one dat at a time / thats not fast enough / i wanna skip ahead to the end

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