Worldly Attachments

how'd you get up there / i just let go of my worldly attachments / some of us hafta work for a living

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In It To Win It

lifes a race / zoom / you won

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Cough

if a female character coughs in a s tory it means she'll be dead by the end / oh cruel fate

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Negative

there's something positive to be gained form any situation

Except this one.

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Ye Olde Technologie

why should i go to church / i can just staye home and read my new printed bible / technology is killing culture

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The Last Panel

what happens when the third panel runs out / it's way to soon to think about that relax and enjoy the panels god gave you / here it comes! what a wonderful time we've had together.

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Futurism

the future will be great / the future will be awful / the future doesn't care what you think

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Please ignore this SPECIAL BONUS HOLIDAY CARTOON!

i'm ignoring christmas. what? / christmas. what? / christmas! lalala i can't hear you!

I’m trying hard to ignore the hellidays, but I can’t ignore the effort it takes to ignore them. Tune in tomorrow for a special greeting!

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Martyr of Martyrs

you have a martyr complex / stop being such a martyr / martyr! i'm dying of irony

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Universe

mimi's universe / eunice's universe / the universe

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