Haiku « Mimi and Eunice

Fly Bait

My friend eschews sweets
He prefers salt and acid
That’s why he likes me

Saying you love me
Only hurts because it’s true
Say it anyway

Oh god she said it
Shrillest word of all: “sexist.”
Your bleeding eardrums.

A woman says it
Then a man says the same thing
Now you can hear it

Your dangerous ass
Point that thing away from me
Too many lawyers

If you’re entitled
You may not feel so happy
Which do you prefer?

Individuals
Are better than most people
They should have a club

Let’s get excited!
Our opponents make us mad!
Grr! W00t! Grr! W00t! Grr!

Someone got pregnant!
Great way to end a story
by making it suck

Mad, sad, glad, afraid:
These words are about feelings.
Your blather is not.