Scarcity

attention is scarce / information is not / i rest my case

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Problems

my job is to solve problems / but if the problems get solved i'm out of a job / that's a problem. i ain't solving it.
This was inspired by lawyers.

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Pay

pay attention / ok I'm paying attention now what / buy this! you expect me to pay twice

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Censorship

copyright is censorship / if i had a  nickel for every time someone said that / they'd stop saying it

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Proprietary

you've just given me an idea / i don't give ideas i sell them pay up / can i just return it? only if you promise to never think it again

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Incentive

penny for your thoughts / one lousy penny what kind of incentive is that / i don't think without proper compensation

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Do the Math

attention is scarce information is not do the math / charge for the information and get the attention for free

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Patent

i have a great idea for a thing / are you gonna execute it / no i'm gonna wait for someone else to execute it and sue them

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