All God’s Creatures

sssnoork / if god loves me why do i have this cold / because god loves microbes too

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Price vs. Value

how much does your love cost / love is free / don't you value love

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Dating

i don't want to fall in love

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God Loves

eunice you're religious why don't you believe god sent the lightning bolt / i only believe in a loving god / don't you think god loves a good punchline

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Perfect

you look different eunice. i'm more perfect. / with enough self-control i can avoid stray lines asymmetry and other embarrassing mistakes / then everyone will love me

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Relationship Classic

i don't want to take care of myself, so i expect you to do it / no thank you / you don't love me

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