Freetards

you freeboards expect everything for free / i'm just advocating free markets / markets don't grow on trees you know

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Free as in Free Markets

i support free markets / free / what are you a communist

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Voltaire

i may not like what you say / but i'll defend to the death your right to say it / i may not like your institution but i'll totally take your grant money

I share Eunice’s principles.

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Flight

the meeting is 3,000 miles away / so what they're covering your flight / air mail is for parcels not people

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Marximalism

marxist marxian marxoid marxinian / marxy marx / marx of the bastiat

How many new suffixes can Libertarians add to the word “Marx”?

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Sweat of the Brow

i worked hard on this / i really strained it took days / therefore you owe me money

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Duh

so sad / someone needs to figure out a way for people like you to make money

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Price vs. Value

how much does your love cost / love is free / don't you value love

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Problems

my job is to solve problems / but if the problems get solved i'm out of a job / that's a problem. i ain't solving it.
This was inspired by lawyers.

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Pay

pay attention / ok I'm paying attention now what / buy this! you expect me to pay twice

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