Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.

i'm afraid of other people / but mimi, other people are just like you / that's why i'm afraid of them

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Travel

travel is like sex / it's fun at first but then you pick up terrible diseases get bored and develop anxiety around it / also you get better at doing it alone

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Brain

why do you drink, mimi / my brain is trying to kill me / so i'm gonna kill it first

Eunice is a compulsive ear-chewer. Mimi is an alcoholic. They have so much in common.

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Catastrophizing

i like to predict catastrophes / that way when things go wrong / i can still be right

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Therapeutic

relax / pow / ahhh

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The Power of Negative Thinking

if i just worry hard enough it'll fix my problems

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Freud

i'm treating my memorrhoids with psycho-analysis / but it's even more painful and irritation / now you have frrhoids
My friend Barry Solow made this awful pun.

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