Drinking Problem

why won't you admit you have a drinking problem / same reason you don't admit you don't have a drinking problem / i don't have a drinking problem! exactly!

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Love Yourself

first you much love yourself / myself / i deserve better

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Consent

no one can hurt your feelings / without your consent / what a cruel and insensitive thing to say

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What’s Right

somethings wrong / but look at everything that's right / who cares

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Start Where You Are

where do i start / start where you are / i ended up where i am too

A companion to this comic.

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Up With People!

up with people everybody loves people / i'm not so crazy about them actually / die traitor

Fellow traitors might enjoy the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement.

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Self-Pity

i feel sorry for myself / but right now lots of other people feel even more sorry for their selves / that really puts my self-pity in perspective

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Originality

say something original / i love you / originality is overratedMimi & Eunice distill an earlier article, The Cult of Originality.

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Truth

some people won't like your truth. that is so lame. / but you don't have to fight with them. you're an idiot. / just keep telling yourself the truth. shut up!

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Approval

one person's approval means i'm ok a hundred people's approval means I'm awesome / everyone's approval means- you're not you anymore! / oh i stopped being me when i sought approval from the first person

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