Memorrhoids the Musical

memorrhoids on the anus of my mind / painful irritating memorrhoids / of the things i did

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Memorrhoids

painful memories from the distant past / erupt in my consciousness like open wounds / hemorrhoids

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Forgiveness

i made a mistake / but i forgive myself / you however make a convenient scapegoat

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Mistake

i made a mistake! only god can make mistakes mimi / he lovingly crafts each one and sends them down to earth for us to screw up our lives committing / does he make apologies too? no that's your job.

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Problem

don't tell god how big your problem is / tell your problem how big god is / i'm not telling god i'm telling you. that's your problem

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Freedom

the burqa is empowering / freed from the tyranny of appearance i can truly be myself inside / a compulsive ear chewer

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None of Your Business

i'm tired of people judging my looks / my appearance is none of their business / what they think of your appearance is none of your business

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Irrational

i can't stop my compulsive ear chewing, so i asked god to help / that's totally irrational / irrational problems demand irrational solutions

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Willpower

i will not chew my ear / i will not chew my ear

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Yes

do you say yes when you mean no? yes! / i mean no / which would you rather hear

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