Paradox

i used to be orthodox / then i saw that god both does and does not exist / now you're a paradox

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Patience

god grant me patience / hurry up

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Experiences

why do you believe in god / i have religious experiences / i have atheist experiences

I have both.

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D-I-Y

if you want something done right / do it yourself! how? / ask for help

The secret of my success: lots of help.

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Consider the Source

sometimes very wise and useful things / are said by people who also say batshit crazy things / like right now

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Breath

how do i know there will be enough oxygen when i next inhale / i'd better hold on to the breath i already have

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Oh The Humanity

achoo / dammit i have a cold / what kind of loving god would allow this to happen

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One Of Those Days

it's been one of those days / followed by another one of those days / you're living one of those days at a time

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Chase

why do you keep chasing me / the exercise keeps you young and supple

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Boring

why can't we live forever? you'd get bored. nothing would change.

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