Advice

help / quick take this advice

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Flight

the meeting is 3,000 miles away / so what they're covering your flight / air mail is for parcels not people

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Fat

does this body dysmorphic disorder make me look fat

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All God’s Creatures

sssnoork / if god loves me why do i have this cold / because god loves microbes too

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Oh The Humanity

achoo / dammit i have a cold / what kind of loving god would allow this to happen

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Rocket Fuel

anger is like rocket fuel / it's great if you have a rocket / but not so great if you don't

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Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.

i'm afraid of other people / but mimi, other people are just like you / that's why i'm afraid of them

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One Of Those Days

it's been one of those days / followed by another one of those days / you're living one of those days at a time

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Pie

i know what you're thinking terrible things about me / well screw you and your judgements / i'm thinking about pie

Mmmm…lemon meringue.

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Death!

death! hello, mimi. / have you come to take me away? nah. / i've come to worry you constantly about your mortality

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