Travel

travel is like sex / it's fun at first but then you pick up terrible diseases get bored and develop anxiety around it / also you get better at doing it alone

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Catastrophizing

i like to predict catastrophes / that way when things go wrong / i can still be right

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The Power of Negative Thinking

if i just worry hard enough it'll fix my problems

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Meltdown

the situation is unclear / nuclear the situation is nuclear / aaaaauuughhh

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Freud

i'm treating my memorrhoids with psycho-analysis / but it's even more painful and irritation / now you have frrhoids
My friend Barry Solow made this awful pun.

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Imbalance

this leg is my intellect / this leg is my emotional and spiritual development / no wonder i run in circles

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Volunteers

there are no victims / only volunteers / sign me up

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Speed It Up

live life one dat at a time / thats not fast enough / i wanna skip ahead to the end

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Memorrhoids the Musical

memorrhoids on the anus of my mind / painful irritating memorrhoids / of the things i did

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Memorrhoids

painful memories from the distant past / erupt in my consciousness like open wounds / hemorrhoids

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