My Works Are Like My Children

my works are like my children / like children i'd have no incentive to birth raise or nurture without commercial monopoly / any mother could understand

What Did We Do Before Laws?

what did we do before laws / we went to the town asshole who settled disputes based on whatever arbitrary crap he pulled out of his butt / thank god that's codified now

Prayers

dear god / grant me knowledge of your will for me and the power to carry it out / i want a pony amen

Can’t Buy Love

you can't buy love / but you can copy it / thereby depriving its owner of potential income

Oxford-Compulsive Dictionary

do you spell anal retentive with a hyphen / ill just check the ocd / and check it

Tax Incentives

tax breaks for home ownership / are incentives to own homes / i can't afford a house. how irrational

E-Paper

no more dead tree paper / from now one we're using e-paper on this e-reader / sigh

Un-Original Business Model

if you copy anything i say do or think ill sue you / where did you get such a dreadful business model / i copied it

Apparently a few quilters who leave troll comments on Techdirt get their ideas from the RIAA and MPAA.

Allergy

i'm allergic to the tiny micro-trace of gluten in this soy sauce / but i can nibble this cookie because it's tasty / i'm allergic to bullshit

Since half my friends are allergic* to wheat gluten, I hope they’ll still speak to me after this comic.

*It’s not an allergy, it’s a sensitivity. If it’s an allergy, I’d better see you go into  anaphylactic shock the next time you dig your chopsticks into the Chinese food you said you can’t eat because it has soy sauce. And I say this as someone who has plenty of dietary restrictions of her own.

Good Artists Copy, Great Artists Steal

good artists copy / great artists steal / for everyone else there's copyright

This is usually attributed to Pablo Picasso, but I’m not sure he ever actually said it. It sure has been copied a lot!