Meant to Know

must get more information / what you are meant to know will come to you with no effort on your part / it would take effort to quit my compulsive info-seeking

Better Than Advice

i don't know what to do / i don't know either/ let's not know together

Principles

a quarter i'm insulted / you should have to pay $15 for a cd! how much would you get / a dime but it's the principle of the thing

Killing Music

have some money! don't give it to me, / give it to a giant faceless corporation that claims to represent me / forget it then. you're killing music!

Stealing Labor

i wrote you this song! why? / so that you'd pay me! but i didn't hire you. / you're stealing my labor

G.D.I.F.

god damn it's friday / all the working schmucks get let out of their pens and herd over the sidewalks again / god damn fridays! damn them to hell!

Like Monday’s strip, but this one is about Fridays (” T.G.I.F.“)

Drinking Problem

why won't you admit you have a drinking problem / same reason you don't admit you don't have a drinking problem / i don't have a drinking problem! exactly!

Obscurity

the greatest threat to cartoon characters isn't piracy / it's obscurity / we're in a heap of trouble then

Based on a famous quote from Tim O’Reilly. Because Mimi & Eunice are Free and Copyleft and ShareAlike and want to be copied, “piracy” poses no threat to them at all. But very few people know they exist. Please copy, embed, etc. – the more they’re copied, the less obscure they’ll become.

Also, you can buy the book.

Gravity

you have no respect for the law / sure i do i respect the law of gravity / ok i lied

Mondays

i love mondays / all the suckers with jobs are back at work / sucks to be them! i love mondays!

The most popular newspaper comic strips of the late 20th Century featured “Monday” strips. Synopsis: the character hates Mondays. Hilarity ensues! We can all* relate, right? Here are some more Monday cartoons, and an answer to them from Dinosaur Comics.

*I’ve been self-unemployed since I dropped out of college at age 19.