Owe

if i say something to you you owe me a response / thus through my actions i create obligations in you / now you owe me an apology

M.E.R.C,H.

M.E.R.C,H. stands for Mimi & Eunice Raise Cash, Hopefully. I plan to start with a full-color paperback collection of over 200 comics, probably print-on-demand because Mimi & Eunice don’t yet have wide enough readership to justify advance printing. The more subscribers and readers they get, the more merch will be justified, so please keep sharing, embedding, linking to, and pimping them. Also, if there are any particular strips you’d buy on a mug or T-shirt, please write “MUG!”  or “T-SHIRT!” (or any other merch you might want) in its comments section.  What kind of merch do you want, anyway? Please leave your merch suggestions here!

Freedom

we're free / what are you going to do with your freedom / find someone to oppress me

Bonus cartoon: Martyr

well aren't you a martyr

I happen to like martyr myths. So sue me. Better yet, NAIL ME TO A CROSS! Source image here.

Clouds

i watch my feelings drift by like clouds / that one looks like psychotic rage

Misinformation

Compassion

it's important to have compassion / i have compassion for all living beings that's why i'm vegan and won't reproduce / i meant it's important to have compassion for me

Fact: I am not a vegan.

Life Isn’t Fair

life ins't fair / nope/ luckily it's unfair to our advantage

Resentment

an expectation is a premeditated resentment / isn't that profound? no. / i hate you

Helmet Wars! Conclusion

where's your helmet / none of your business / boundaries are the best protection

This is what I should have said to the helmet fascist that inspired much of this series. If I ever ride without a helmet again, I hope I can remember these 4 magic words: “none of your business.”