Patience

god grant me patience / hurry up

Thou Shalt Not Steal

thou shalt not steal / you know who said that god / and i'm suing your ass for copyright infringement

Copying is not Theft.

Get A Life

get a life / i have a life / a rich full fantasy life

Flight

the meeting is 3,000 miles away / so what they're covering your flight / air mail is for parcels not people

Experiences

why do you believe in god / i have religious experiences / i have atheist experiences

I have both.

Marximalism

marxist marxian marxoid marxinian / marxy marx / marx of the bastiat

How many new suffixes can Libertarians add to the word “Marx”?

D-I-Y

if you want something done right / do it yourself! how? / ask for help

The secret of my success: lots of help.

Consider the Source

sometimes very wise and useful things / are said by people who also say batshit crazy things / like right now

Breath

how do i know there will be enough oxygen when i next inhale / i'd better hold on to the breath i already have

A World Without Poop

imagine if i stopped pooping / thats what'll happen if you remove intellectual pooperty incentives / ok

I’m confident Mimi would continue pooping even without monopoly privilege, although Harlan Ellison would die of kidney failure.