Journey

the journey of a thousand miles / begins with but a single step / off a thousand-mile-high cliff

Punching the Clock

sure i punch the clock / pow / i punch it in its big ugly face

Travel

travel is like sex / it's fun at first but then you pick up terrible diseases get bored and develop anxiety around it / also you get better at doing it alone

Fertility

god grant me fertility / poof / aaaugh too much fertility

This is a metaphor.

Brain

why do you drink, mimi / my brain is trying to kill me / so i'm gonna kill it first

Eunice is a compulsive ear-chewer. Mimi is an alcoholic. They have so much in common.

Persuasion

i'm right and you're wrong / pow / it's going to take more than a punch in the face to convince me

Price vs. Value

how much does your love cost / love is free / don't you value love

Catastrophizing

i like to predict catastrophes / that way when things go wrong / i can still be right

Therapeutic

relax / pow / ahhh

The Power of Negative Thinking

if i just worry hard enough it'll fix my problems