Meltdown

the situation is unclear / nuclear the situation is nuclear / aaaaauuughhh

Freud

i'm treating my memorrhoids with psycho-analysis / but it's even more painful and irritation / now you have frrhoids
My friend Barry Solow made this awful pun.

Imbalance

this leg is my intellect / this leg is my emotional and spiritual development / no wonder i run in circles

Scarcity

attention is scarce / information is not / i rest my case

Problems

my job is to solve problems / but if the problems get solved i'm out of a job / that's a problem. i ain't solving it.
This was inspired by lawyers.

Haiku

three panel cartoon / haiku of sequential art / comic strip koan

Volunteers

there are no victims / only volunteers / sign me up

Speed It Up

live life one dat at a time / thats not fast enough / i wanna skip ahead to the end

Selfish

you you you you / focus on yourself eunice. no! / that would be selfish

Me+You=We

me me me me / you you you you you / weeeee