Memorrhoids the Musical

memorrhoids on the anus of my mind / painful irritating memorrhoids / of the things i did

Memorrhoids

painful memories from the distant past / erupt in my consciousness like open wounds / hemorrhoids

Forgiveness

i made a mistake / but i forgive myself / you however make a convenient scapegoat

Mistake

i made a mistake! only god can make mistakes mimi / he lovingly crafts each one and sends them down to earth for us to screw up our lives committing / does he make apologies too? no that's your job.

Problem

don't tell god how big your problem is / tell your problem how big god is / i'm not telling god i'm telling you. that's your problem

Doff!

i can only see your eyes its creepy / then how's this / you're naked

Recognize

the burqa is disconcerting / how will i recognize you / who the hell else is wearing a burqa around here

Freedom

the burqa is empowering / freed from the tyranny of appearance i can truly be myself inside / a compulsive ear chewer

None of Your Business

i'm tired of people judging my looks / my appearance is none of their business / what they think of your appearance is none of your business

Help

help my ears look terrible / maybe you should stop chewing them / who asked you