Irrational

i can't stop my compulsive ear chewing, so i asked god to help / that's totally irrational / irrational problems demand irrational solutions

Willpower

i will not chew my ear / i will not chew my ear

Yes

do you say yes when you mean no? yes! / i mean no / which would you rather hear

Pay

pay attention / ok I'm paying attention now what / buy this! you expect me to pay twice

Please

say what you mean / fuck you. but don't say it mean. / fuck you please

Right

i'd rather be right than happy / and you're always right / waaa

Wrong

would you rather be right or happy / happy! wrong answer. / Yay!

Prayer

dear god please fix all my problems right now / there is no god

Acceptance

it's important to accept people just the way they are / hmm / you should be more accepting

Censorship

copyright is censorship / if i had a  nickel for every time someone said that / they'd stop saying it