Cheap Ending

Pregnant!

Someone got pregnant!
Great way to end a story
by making it suck

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Talk About Feelings

Mad, sad, glad, afraid:
These words are about feelings.
Your blather is not.

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Steel Cage

around your mind

From inside a cage
Everyone else in the world
Appears behind bars

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Keep Moving

keep moving

If I stop running
I might feel my emotions.
Run from the feelings.

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Failed Imitation

Creativity in Action!

Creativity
Is just failed imitation.
Or so I have heard.

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Senescent Democracy

well past mature

When I was your age
We voted uphill both ways
Get off of my lawn

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Three Magic Words

I don't know

All of life’s questions
Answered by three magic words
.
They are: “I don’t know.”

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Status Quo

Yes, I have heard it
Every argument
I ever hear anymore
Goes just like this one

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Censorship Vs. Copyright

They're totally different!

What distinguishes
Copyright from Censorship?

The profit motive.

There’s one more day to back the Mimi & Eunice’s Intellectual Pooperty minibook project! The above comic won’t be in it, alas, since I just drew it yesterday and the book is already at the printer. But there will be 40 other fine selections from the IP category, in full color.

Update: Mataparda uploaded this Spanish version on flickr:

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Masterpiece

Masterpiece

My great work of art
Is a great disappointment.
Did not change the world.

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