Junior High

I had a truly horrible Junior High school career, in which I occupied the much-loathed lowest rung in a social hierarchy I didn’t want to be a part of. (How it sickens me when adults say, “everyone wants to fit in!” I didn’t want to fit in, I wanted to GET OUT.) That may be why I read the hundreds of very kind “Happy Birthday” messages on my Facebook page Tuesday with some cognitive dissonance. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to accept the identity of “popular.”

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Awesome

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Stepping Boldly Into The Futurds

you know how i lie awake agoniing over the past? memorrhoids! / well last niht i did it over things that haven't even happened yet / futurds

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Art is Stupid

oops / art is stupid

Based on a true story.

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Right or Happy II

would you rather be right or happy / happy / but since things went as badly as i predicted being right is a nice consolation prize

Continuing the theme of this and this.

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Consent

no one can hurt your feelings / without your consent / what a cruel and insensitive thing to say

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Self-Pity

i feel sorry for myself / but right now lots of other people feel even more sorry for their selves / that really puts my self-pity in perspective

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It’s Not How You Look…

it's not how you look / it's how you feel / you mean everyone's judging my feelings too

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Clouds

i watch my feelings drift by like clouds / that one looks like psychotic rage

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Compassion

it's important to have compassion / i have compassion for all living beings that's why i'm vegan and won't reproduce / i meant it's important to have compassion for me

Fact: I am not a vegan.

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