Helmet Wars! Conclusion

where's your helmet / none of your business / boundaries are the best protection

This is what I should have said to the helmet fascist that inspired much of this series. If I ever ride without a helmet again, I hope I can remember these 4 magic words: “none of your business.”

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Mocking

you're mocking me / i'm lovingly mocking you with love / you're hilarious when you're angry

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File Upload?

ha ha someone has P.M.S. / i don't have P.M.S. i have F.U. / what does that stand for

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Potential Murder Suspect

i have P.M.S / does that stand for pissy mood syndrome

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Rivalrous vs. Non-Rivalrous

if i steal your copy you don't have it any more / if i make a new copy we both have one / if you compete with my monopoly i don't have it anymore

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Thou Shalt Not Steal

thou shalt not steal / you know who said that god / and i'm suing your ass for copyright infringement

Copying is not Theft.

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Intellectual Pooperty

gasp / that looks suspiciously like my poop / you stole my intellectual pooperty

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Thief

copying without permission is stealing / thief

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Othering

stop othering me / what's othering / your kind could never understand

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Rocket Fuel

anger is like rocket fuel / it's great if you have a rocket / but not so great if you don't

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