Good Ideas

there aren't enough good ideas / sure there are / i don't see any! you don't have enough attention

Attention is scarce, information is not.

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Principles

a quarter i'm insulted / you should have to pay $15 for a cd! how much would you get / a dime but it's the principle of the thing

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Killing Music

have some money! don't give it to me, / give it to a giant faceless corporation that claims to represent me / forget it then. you're killing music!

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Stealing Labor

i wrote you this song! why? / so that you'd pay me! but i didn't hire you. / you're stealing my labor

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Muse

as an artist i take ores directly from my muse / that sounds amazing. it is! / more poop jokes

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Message to Humanity

this poem is my message to humanity / dear dumbasses i hate you all love mimi / no one appreciates my genius

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Originality

say something original / i love you / originality is overratedMimi & Eunice distill an earlier article, The Cult of Originality.

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Watermark

try my new cake / gah it smells like pee! that's because i peed on it / why? i don't want anyone to steal it

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Posthumous Creations

if the author is dead what explains us / we're just the readers' interpretations / please interpret us better

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Death of the Author

have you heard about the death of the author / gasp / i am so sorry

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