Stealing

copying a song instead of buying a copy is stealing / doing for yourself what you could pay someone else to do is stealing / competition is stealing

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Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.

i'm afraid of other people / but mimi, other people are just like you / that's why i'm afraid of them

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Pie

i know what you're thinking terrible things about me / well screw you and your judgements / i'm thinking about pie

Mmmm…lemon meringue.

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Catastrophizing

i like to predict catastrophes / that way when things go wrong / i can still be right

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The Power of Negative Thinking

if i just worry hard enough it'll fix my problems

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Meltdown

the situation is unclear / nuclear the situation is nuclear / aaaaauuughhh

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Mistake

i made a mistake! only god can make mistakes mimi / he lovingly crafts each one and sends them down to earth for us to screw up our lives committing / does he make apologies too? no that's your job.

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Doff!

i can only see your eyes its creepy / then how's this / you're naked

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Praytheist

i'm an atheist but i pray / i just feel really guilty and ashamed when i do / that makes you religious

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Proprietary

you've just given me an idea / i don't give ideas i sell them pay up / can i just return it? only if you promise to never think it again

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