You Can’t Eat Prestige

you can't eat prestige / nope / hows that obscurity taste

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Incentivized Creation

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Just Some Old Junk I Don’t Want

what's this? just some old junk i don't want / can i have it? for a million dollars / if you want it clearly it's valuable

Did you know that Annette Hanshaw’s master recordings were recycled for scrap metal? That’s how “valuable” they were to Columbia Records.

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Tax Incentives

tax breaks for home ownership / are incentives to own homes / i can't afford a house. how irrational

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Buyer’s Market

maybe i should sell out / good luck finding a buyer / it's a buyer's market in sell-outs

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Stop Learning & Start Churning

learning is fun / learning is a means to a marketable end / stop learning and start churning
Did I mention I’m getting into sewing?

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Business Plan

how to make money fall from the sky / place money in sky / profit

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Free Bed Bugs

look what i got on the street for free / what if it has bed bugs / free bed bugs

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Ownership

i built that out of found and recycled materials / i own this brick

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Killer of Scribes

every time you buy a printed book / a scribe loses his job / all books are printed. you killed the scribes!

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