Mandate

If you believe in God, how do you explain war & cruelty?

If you don’t get this one, try reading the Old Testament.

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Who Cares What YOU Think

gah i hate it / i like it / oh sure you

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Prayers

dear god / grant me knowledge of your will for me and the power to carry it out / i want a pony amen

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God Will Never Let You Down

people may let you down / but god never will / that's because god doesn't exist. it's his best feature

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Futurism

the future will be great / the future will be awful / the future doesn't care what you think

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The Reason for the Season

lets put christ back into christmas / jesus christ / happy newton's birthday!

Today is Isaac Newton’s Birthday!

UPDATE: Richard Stallman’s Gravmas page.

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G.D.I.F.

god damn it's friday / all the working schmucks get let out of their pens and herd over the sidewalks again / god damn fridays! damn them to hell!

Like Monday’s strip, but this one is about Fridays (” T.G.I.F.“)

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Muse

as an artist i take ores directly from my muse / that sounds amazing. it is! / more poop jokes

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Critical Theory

your theory is critical / your criticism is theoretical / your humanities departments are de-funded

Bonus Friday cartoon! This one’s for Bill Benzon of the Valve.

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Bonus cartoon: Martyr

well aren't you a martyr

I happen to like martyr myths. So sue me. Better yet, NAIL ME TO A CROSS! Source image here.

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