Only Work If You’re Paid

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Hitch Your Wagon

This is a metaphor.

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You Can’t Eat Prestige

you can't eat prestige / nope / hows that obscurity taste

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Incentivized Creation

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You May Be Right

the next time someone says something really stupid / i'm just going to say you may be right / that's very respectful of you. you may be right.

I’ve been hearing a lot of stupid arguments lately.

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The Social Kool-Aid

why should i obey the law? it's part of the social contract / i didn't sign any social contract / you have to it's the law

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So Much Potential

i'm suing you for stealing my clients potential income / that makes potential sense / here's a potential hundred million dollars

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Protection

you artists should be grateful for us lawyers we protect you / from what / lawyers

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Just Some Old Junk I Don’t Want

what's this? just some old junk i don't want / can i have it? for a million dollars / if you want it clearly it's valuable

Did you know that Annette Hanshaw’s master recordings were recycled for scrap metal? That’s how “valuable” they were to Columbia Records.

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My Works Are Like My Children

my works are like my children / like children i'd have no incentive to birth raise or nurture without commercial monopoly / any mother could understand

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