A World Without Poop

imagine if i stopped pooping / thats what'll happen if you remove intellectual pooperty incentives / ok

I’m confident Mimi would continue pooping even without monopoly privilege, although Harlan Ellison would die of kidney failure.

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Sweat of the Brow

i worked hard on this / i really strained it took days / therefore you owe me money

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Stealing

copying a song instead of buying a copy is stealing / doing for yourself what you could pay someone else to do is stealing / competition is stealing

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Problems

my job is to solve problems / but if the problems get solved i'm out of a job / that's a problem. i ain't solving it.
This was inspired by lawyers.

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